apracticalman:

I’m just saying, the next Star Trek movie needs to be a 3 hour epic space-opera adaptation of The Trouble With Tribbles

Why do I always think dry-shaving is a good idea?

• 8 AM: im
• 11 AM: im gonna
• 2 PM: im gonna write
• 5 PM: im gonna write a thing
• 9 PM: guYS im
• 12 AM: im gonNA writE
• 4 36 AM: iM DOING iT IM WrITING a thING

You hired me. I can’t help it if your standards are lax.

“That’s Arsenal. The guy I was cloned from. Sometimes he follows me around because he gets lonely.”

betype:

Stay Gold

“Melissa? Sweet name for something that’s gonna level whatever it touches.”

I appreciate the irony, D.J. MacHale

okay so you didn’t like her when she gave her opinions and you still don’t like her now that she doesn’t give her opinions

really

welp significant haircut time

missprongs:

Peter Pan || Once Upon a Time pt. 2

favorite things: maps

okay did you honestly trust her before this?

oooo she just pulled that card now didn’t she